Make Cancer Great Again!

Feeling a bit outraged about the government's plan to repeal the smokefree laws? National's plan will kill between 5000 and 8000 New Zealanders and is absolutely necessary. As finance minister Nicotine Willis has explained, the government needs the money from tobacco taxes to fund its tax cuts for landlords. How can you argue with that?

Please come and show your support for this bold, innovative policy at our Make Cancer Great Again gig this Thursday December 7 at 7pm at the Common Room in Hastings.

Music, comedy – you'll laugh till you choke on this roll-your-own (loved ones into the grave) big fat doobie of people-beating policy pukery.

Give us a sign! We'll have smoking-hot prizes for the funniest, the rudest, the best te reo sign, the best fake news headline, best mockery of a politician.

Tickets are just $10 and every cent will go to cancer charity.